HUSBAND QUOTES PART 2

HUSBAND QUOTES PART 2

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every
country, son."

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine.”

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget
it once.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky,
mine's still alive."

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done
for free.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.

If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married; and then it was too late."

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying!"