AMERICAN IDOL

AMERICAN IDOL

Taylor Hicks wins. Naturally! Ninety percent of the vote had to be by women. I bet the average voter votes 10 times. A woman would never vote for another woman, especially if she is attractive. This guy with the gray hair appeals to all age groups. They claim he's twenty-nine and he looks like thirty nine but could well be forty-nine.

When he sings, Hicks looks like he has a bad case of gas.

Katherine McPhee seems like she should get the lead in your high school musical.

The season was such fun.

p.s. Was Kelly Pickler ever on Hee Haw?