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FAIR HAIRED FEMALES

A man got onto a bus with his pants pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful fair haired lady. The puzzled lady kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "Its golf balls."

She continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally asked with a whisper, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"