DRINKING

Verbal Challenges For Drunks




Things That Are DIFFICULT to Say When Drunk:




Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation








Things That Are VERY DIFFICULT to Say When Drunk:




British Constitution
Loquacious
Transubstantiate
Passive-aggressive disorder
Specificity












Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When Drunk:




Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right; I can't jump over that table.











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