ABUSE OF THE ELDERLY

Last Friday night I played a double-header. Two games in one night and I must have run the bases a half dozen times. My body was aching already midway through the second game. It usually takes until the next morning for the aches to set in.

Saturday morning I made street signs for our reunion party and delivered them in the early afternoon. After that I went to the driving range so that I wouldn't embarrass myself too much on the golf course the next day. More muscles were aching after that. I tried to nap when I got home but it didn't work. Off to the reunion party and one beer after the other. Why did they make me do it?

Sunday morning I had to be up at 6:15 to make a 8:12 tee time. My head was still spinning from the night before. I tried aspirin and tons of water to no avail. Now my head ached to match the rest of my body. After golf I nearly fell asleep on the drive home. I passed out exhausted. This weekend was truly self-abuse - but sooooo much fun.
:D