SOFTBALL

Can you believe it? I'm so fat I can't wear my game shirt any more. I run so little that I get winded running one base at a time. I don't lift any more and I'm so weak I can hardly hit the ball out of the infield. I'm so blind I really can't tell a ball from a strike standing on the mound. I see so poorly that when I sense a ball being hit at me I duck and back up. Something has to be done!

Oh, we won last night, 9-4. I pitched and was 2 for 3.

Namedropping: Not only did John Fink play with us last night but his brother Tony did, also. In the stands was Dave Mott sporting a cast from knee to toe. Tim Jorden and Chris Gaecke watched from our bench.
:D