DIRECTIONS

Call #1 9:30 am
"Don't worry, Dad. I never get lost. I know where I'm going. I have a GPS in my car and I will copy MapQuest. The game starts at 12:30, I'll see you there."

Call #2 12:20 pm
"Dad, I'm lost. I'm on I-275. What should I do?" ... "Okay, I've got it now"

Call #3 12: 45 pm
"Dad, I got off where you said. My MapQuest said to turn right when I got to North Bend Road. Could I be going the wrong direction?" ... "Okay, I'll turn around."

Call #4 12:55 pm
"Dad, I turned around like you said. Somehow I've gotten on to Cheviot Road." ... "No I didn't make that turn." ... "Oh, %$#&, I'm going to stop here and ask directions."

In person 1:05 pm
"Well, I turned off my GPS because I thought it was wrong. MapQuest directed me to the other end of North Bend Road; that's why I was going the wrong way. I didn't quite know what you meant by 90 degree bend in the road and I guess I just didn't see the road turn. What happened in the first half of the game?"
:oP