DEFICIENCIES

I'm going through a period of self-appraisal . . . I'm trying to improve myself. I'm sure I've shocked many of you . . . but, yes, I do have some room for improvement.

This week I found one thing I'm really just not very good at. I can't tear the clear plastic food wrap off of the roll worth a darn. Those little teeth on the box are useless. Every time I try to wrap up some food I want to save for a future snack, I pull and stretch and tear and wrinkle and end up with a ball of the stuff that I have to unravel before I can use it. I've seen it done on TV but I think it must be a trick . . . some trick photography, I suppose . . . or maybe we just buy a cheap brand. Whatever, I'm working on it!

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