WAISTLINES

I'm learning a few things as I grow older and fatter. Here's an important one.

I understand the decision most guys have to make at one time or another. As your belly grows larger, a man has to decide whether to allow his waistline to rise or fall. You see, the waistline you had when your stomach was flat is now on a severe angle. Someone who had a 34" waist, like me five years ago, eventually has the choice to have a low 36" waist or a high 42" waist. Your pants just wont stay in between. To further complicate this dilemma, at the same time your belly is growing, your butt is waisting away. If you go for the low waistline, you take the chance of your pants falling all the way off. Its scary to walk around like that. Most guys choose the rising or high waistline. In this case, you take the chance of severely cramping your stuff and/or eventually choking yourself. Its a terrible decision a guy has to make. God help us.
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