COMPANY CHRISTMAS PARTY

It's that time of year again. Here are the things I have to remind myself before attending this year's company Christmas party. You have to learn from experience.

1) Don't get sent to the emergency room on the day of the event.

2) Don't eat brussels sprout or cauliflower or anything that looks like a weed. That kind of nasty vegetable has made me puke after past parties. Further, they might not mix well with red wine and/or good scotch whiskey.

3) Don't drink red wine. This has nothing to do with the puking but rather with people who might bump me and cause me to spill it on a white carpet for example. Just saying.

4) Bring a designated driver.

5) Don't be the last to leave.

:)