THE ECONOMY

Because I'm lazy sometimes, here is an e-mail I received that I thought was cute.

The US economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street".

Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline; it was a call center in Pakistan; when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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