OVERPOPULATION

Maybe we should just stop warning stupid people and give evolution a chance to work.  The gene pool gets thrown out of whack when we protect all the idiots from themselves and each other.  If they were gone, there would be so much more for the rest of us.

The first thing we could do is ban the use of warning labels. That ought to take care of a bunch of mental midgets right away and it would save us money all the way around.

The second thing we could d ........................... ouch, that pen I was using to clean the wax out of my ear had a sharp edge to it.  Damn!
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