WHO ARE YOU?

If you can start the day without caffeine or pills,
If you can be cheerful all day and ignore aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your problems,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it ...

If you can overlook when people take things out on you,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help ...

If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can do all these things,
Then you are the family dog.

or ... you are me!
:-)