ARGUMENTS

I used to think that the argument had ended when the decibel level got to its peak and faces turned red and teeth were gritted and fists were clenched and silence broke out.  Not anymore! 

Today, its over when one person says "Whatever" in a forlorn sort of voice.   No winner is declared when this happens.  That just means you wore them down and they're tired of arguing.  It takes all the fun out of it.  Boo!
:)