SECURITY

I have a good sense of security because three of my four children are pet dog owners.  I assume they will be well trained when it comes time to take care of me.  I'll need to be fed once a day, given a treat when I do good and taken for a walk, or at least let outside, twice a day.  I understand that if I pee on the rug I might get smacked.  I just hope they don't put me in a cage while they're away. 
:-)