ST. PATRICK'S DAY

Well, t'die's th' die.  Don't worry if yer not Irish.  Put on some green and wish everyone ya meet with "Top o' th' Mornin' (or die or evenin')" and if ya hear it from them say, "an' the rest of the die to you, laddy (or lassy)."  If ya mike a fool of yerself t'die, blame it on the barkeeper . . . or some old guy who writes a blog!

'O.O'