POOOF

Earlier this week, I discovered a new item sitting on the toilet tank lid.  It looked like a small vase with a modern finish.  I picked it up to peer inside the vase and it pooofed, spewed a large shot of perfume right between my eyes.  I'd be blind right now if I didn't have my reading glasses on.  I'm sure it was a trick;  one of those candid camera practical jokes.  I'd better not show up on the Vine.  Not funny!
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