PIGEONS

Have you ever heard a pigeon sing?  I haven't.  Never!

Have you ever seen a pigeon in the suburbs or the country?  I haven't.  Never!

Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?  I haven't.  Never!

My only conclusion is that pigeons are not really birds --- they must be either aliens or cleverly disguised government drones.  If you venture downtown, be careful what you say ... and for God's sake, ladies, if you have a dress on, wear underwear.

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