OH HAIR

Those who know me know that I am folliclely challenged - I'm bald - on top of my head, that is.  To mask this, I shave the rest of the hair on my head to make it seem like that's just the way I like it.  I also wear a mustache-goatee combination to confuse the issue.

What has sadly come to my attention in the last few months is a related issue - one I've never heard of before and, until now, have been embarrassed to admit.  I've not only lost all the hair on top of my head, I've lost it in my armpits, too.  I can't believe it - but its true.

To make up for the normal hair loss, my body has been producing enormous amounts of hair in other places - like my back, sides, chest, belly, nostrils, ears, etc.  Its ridiculous!

Looking at me naked, you may not realize that my armpit hair is gone because I have hair growing out of my sides under the arms.  You might think that I just have long underarm hair.  I do not.

Oh! Another thing!  My eyebrows are almost void of hair also.  What a sad situation this is.

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