WHEN I WAS A KID

When I was a kid, the hair on my head was red, then brown and, later, mostly gone.  What was left, quickly turned a beautiful color of dirty grey.  To compensate for all of this follicle misfortune, to the dismay of my wife, I have grown hair prodigiously on the rest of my body.  I wonder if it will eventually go the way of my head hair and fall out!  Don't give up, Dear, it could happen.
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