THIS N THAT

First, one for kids:  "Why did the girl blush when she opened the refrigerator door?  She saw the salad dressing."  This reminds me that nudity is natural birth control for the elderly.
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I'm told there was no word for boredom in any ancient language.  Why do we have one now?

I have heard that looking through a pinhole in a piece of paper can improve your vision.  I gave it a try.  I took a piece of paper and poked a pin through it and held the paper up to my face and looked through.  By golly, my wife said I looked better.
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My once-a-year colds always start with acute pharyngitis.  I can tell a few days before when I have a dry soft palate.  That's when I panic - always trying a new method to ward off the inevitable.  Well, sometimes I'm successful.  I hope to make it through the Winter.