HALLOWEEN

 Tomorrow is Halloween.  If the weather is good, four or five kids might make it back to our house.  No worry, we'll have a bag of candy for each.  

I checked through my 18 years of entries on Halloween and this is the one I liked best.

It's Halloween - remember that it is All Hallows Eve - tomorrow is the day to remember All the Saints.  Go ruin a child's teeth tonight; help one on the road to obesity; buy enough candy for ten times the expected 'trick-or-treaters' - then eat the extra.  It's tradition!