HUSBAND QUOTES PART 4
My wife and I always hold hands when we’re out. If I let go, she shops.
One morning my wife ran out of the house with a bag in her hands after the garbage truck. She yelled, “Am I too late for the garbage?” The guy yelled back, “No, jump in.”
My wife got a mud pack and looked great for a couple of days...then the mud fell off.
My wife has an electric blender, an electric can opener, an electric toaster, and an electric bread maker. Then she complained that she had so many gadgets there was nowhere to sit, so I bought her an electric chair.
All marriages are happy. Its the living together afterwards that causes all the problems.
Why bother with marriage. Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.
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