RANDOM MUSINGS FROM THE TOP OF THE HILL

8/03/2006

OLD AGE - HUH?

OLD AGE - HUH?

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: Get a hot mamma and be cheerful." With a grimmace the doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, "You've got a heart murmur. Be careful."

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