FLATULENCE

FLATULENCE

An American Airlines plane made an unscheduled landing in Nashville, TN last Monday. The plane was taking passengers from Washington DC to Dallas, TX. Passengers reported smelling struck matches and the pilot decided it was safest to bring the plane down.

All passengers, crew and baggage were taken off the plane and everyone had to go through security again. Bomb sniffing dogs found spent matches on a woman passenger. When confronted, she admitted striking matches on the plane in order to cover her body odor.

Everybody went on to Dallas except her. She will not fly on American Airlines for quite a while.

Moral of the story: You may outrun an old fart but its really hard to match one.