SOFTBALL

OK, so I got hit in the right knee by a line drive. Don't dwell on that. I'm probably okay. I had a great time - we won 20-5. Trevor and Lenny showed up. I went with those two and Dave and Matt to Cavanuagh's Pub. We laughed all night. Trevor wanted to see two girls kissing but it didn't happen. Matt was telling his Jimmy Buffett concert stories. (Matt is my parrothead dentist) Lenny went to the women's restroom by accident. The idiot said he thought it was strange that he couldn't find the urinals. My wife was mad at me when I got home because I drove drunk. I wasn't really drunk, I just had the hiccups. It makes you seem drunk. I went two for four in the game which was stopped after 6 innings because of the score. I know I'm too old for this but what is left for me at my age?