WOMEN

Just smile ladies. This is one is for the guys. I got this in an e-mail the other day. It is a dictionary to be used for descriptions in personal ads.

If the ad says...... it means
40-ish........................49 or older
Adventurous ..........slept with everyone
Athletic......................no tits
Average looking...............ugly
Beautiful...............pathological liar
Contagious smile......does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..........on medication
Feminist......................fat
Free spirit...................junkie
Fun...........................annoying
Large frame...................obese
New age.....body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded...................desperate
Outgoing............loud and embarrassing
Passionate...................sloppy drunk
Professional..................bitch
Voluptuous....................very fat
Wants soul mate...............stalker