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I didn't hurt myself - I didn't hurt anyone else, though I could have - and a great time was had by all.

Jimmy Smaltz, owner of the Back Porch Saloon, had a hole-in-one on the "car" hole and won a two year lease on a bright red Mercedez Benz. Mike Purvis won the split-the-pot drawing and won a cool $1,000.00.

I shot an unbelievable 84 and with my 14 handicap, finished with a respectable 70 net. Before you think I'm actually good, you should know that this was a Texas scramble. Our foursome used the best of our drives and each person played his own ball in from there. The 14 strokes is 50% of my handicap. I didn't have to mention this.
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