I'M WEALTHY

When I'm feeling poor (monetarily), like I have been recently, it helps to listen to the president. Then I come to realize that I have lent my money to many poorly run banks and insurance companies...I have lent my money to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac...I am going to lend my money to two major auto companies...I am going to lend my money to people who are out of work...I am going to lend my money to people who entered into mortgage loan agreements they couldn't meet...I'm going to lend my money to help people go to college...Hell, I must be rich.