ST PATRICK'S DAY

Watch out for the fools tonight.
The Irish are wrongly portrayed as a bunch of drunks! Most of the guys walking out of bars with their snow shoes on tonight wont be Irish...the Irish will crawl out.
The Cincinnati Bengals traded one Irishman for another. Last year, the starting quarterback when Carson Palmer went down, was named Ryan Fitzpatrick. He shuffled off to Buffalo in the off-season. The new number two is J.T. O'Sullivan. How ya like them potatoes?
This is a good day to be in Chicago. Lots of Irish up there. The city dyes the Chicago River bright green.
Legend has it that St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland. I wonder where they went?
If you sing the song, My Wild Irish Rose, tonight, pay attention to all the words. If you think that song is about a flower, I think you're mistaken.
As a reminder, the proper response to "Top of the mornin' to ya'" is "and the rest of the day to you."