PEACH SCHNAPPS

I don't mean to be a prude . . . but really . . . the following are some of the 30 most popular drinks made with peach schnapps according to http://www.drinksmixer.com/.

Jungle Juice
Red Headed Slut
Sex on the Beach
Ruby Relaxer
Sweet Tight Pussy
Kiss on the Lips
Creamy Sex on the Beach
Oral Sex on the Beach
Sex on the Beach #3 and #11 and #7
Absolut Royal Fuck
Juicy Pussy
Fuzzy Navel and Fuzzy Navel #2
Sex on the Beach Jersey Style
Absolut Stress
Brain Hemmorage
Call a Cab
Sex on the Pool Table
Fuck me Sidways
Sex with the Captain

Who, pray tell, is responsible for this? Our society has fallen so far in the years since I chased women in bars . . . so far, in just a year or so.

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