SPEED KILLS

The following was on twitter yesterday.  Chad Ochocinco, driving his Prius, got pulled over by a cop in the Boston area.  The cop said "Do you know how fast you were going?"  Chad replied, "I was just trying to keep up with traffic."  The officer replied, "There is no traffic."  Chad blurted out "See how far behind I was."  He got let off with a warning.

Suzanne, driving our Prius, was pulled over in Milford yesterday.  The cop said, "You were going 42 in a 25 mph zone."  Suzanne cried and said she was looking for a funeral home.  The cop replied, "I'll give you directions as soon as I'm finished writing your ticket."  Yikes!

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