PRETZELS

Everyone has their little fetish, idiocyncrasy or quark.  Some people have one; some have many.  I've lived with my wife's strange moves for over 45 years.  Here is the latest.  Pretzels!  I need not say more than give you this accurate current list of large bags of pretzels in our house...mind you, only two people live here.
1.) Kroger brand Waffle pretzels
2.) Grippo's Fat Free pretzel Loops
3.) Snyder's of Hanover Homestyle pretzels
4.) Kroger brand Rod pretzels
5.) Rold Gold bakery Everything Begal pretzel Rings
6.) Snyder's of Hanover Old Fashioned Dipping Sticks
Yes, six (6) bags between 9 and 15 ounces of various kinds of pretzels.  Do you think she's found the right ones yet?  Maybe something is going on here that I don't know about.  We may be secretly doing some product research or advertising test.  I don't know.   Surely there is some good reason for all this.  

In case you think we only have pretzels in our house, be aware that we have potato chips, trail mix, pop corn, a box of Cheez It crackers in our snack drawer and three (3) large bags of Tostitos Tortilla Chips Scoops on top of the refrigerator because the drawer is full.  Did I mention that we keep two different kinds of nuts in the house; peanuts and pistachios.  Okay, enough of this. 

On the positive side, we have fruit.  A lot of fruit.  So much fruit that two people don't have a chance of eating all of it before it starts going bad. 

If I've made all this sound like there is something I don't like about my wife, I have failed.  I wouldn't change a thing about her.
:-)