HEALTH TIPS

1) To avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables, get someone else to hold the veggie while you chop.

2)  If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of a laxative.  You will soon stop coughing.  It also works for those who have allergies and sneeze a lot.

3)  If you have high blood pressure, cut yourself before you next doctor visit and allow yourself to bleed for about three minutes.  Be sure not to lose track of time.

4)  If you have sleep apnea and are a loud snorer, buy one of those dog collars that stops dogs from barking and wear it to bed.

5)  If you really want to lose weight, take a full length picture of yourself and hang it on the fridge...I dare you.

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