RETIREMENT

I've been working with a financial guy to develop a program that would mean I could possibly survive fifteen or twenty years on the money I have.  He keeps warning me I could live longer and I keep insisting that I wont.   Finally, we have a plan. (it doesn't take into account my wife's spending sprees so it might be worthless)

The problem with all this is:  I've been retired for 10 months and the money has been sitting in cash all that time not drawing interest and the stock market is hitting all-time highs.  I tell you all this because you can expect, any day now, that the stock market will crash.  Don't say I didn't warn you. 
'o.o'