RETIREMENT

You know how retired people have trouble remembering what day it is and, for sure, what the date is?  Well, if you don't, take my word for it.  It is real.  I've gone way beyond that.

About three weeks ago, we were going out and I was looking for a shirt that I hadn't worn in a while.  At first, I thought my wife had it in her iron-once-a-year collection but she said no.  Then I came upon it in another closet with all my Winter shirts.  That's when I discovered that I forgot to transfer my Winter clothes into my current closet.  Thank God it was a mild Winter.

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