ORANGE IS THE NEW RED

You are probably dying to know what I gave my bride for our anniversary, yesterday.  Here's the scoop.

I splurged on one of those thick, over sized cards with miles of gooey verbiage.  It was a big hit - I think. We went for a nice steak dinner in the evening at which she ordered grilled shrimp over rice which she doesn't like and a grilled watermelon over kale salad which she couldn't eat. I topped all that with a dozen roses. Beautiful flowers to be sure.  No not red, not pick, not white or yellow; but ORANGE!  Did God make orange roses?  They felt real - definitely not lace or whatever.  Just orange roses from some one's garden.

Touching!  I'm so suave.
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