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RANDOM MUSINGS FROM THE TOP OF THE HILL

9/23/2014

THE GENDER GAP

Definitions

Split Ends.  Women - hair problem    Men - wide receivers

Right Guard.   Women - deoderant    Men - lineman

Quarterback.   Women - change    Men - offense leader

Dive.   Women - enter swimming pool    Men - line plunge

Sweep.   Women - house cleaning    Men - end run

Fantasy.   Women - dream    Men - do-it-yourself league

Strong Safety.   Women - diaper pin    Men - defensive back

Counter.   Women - sales desk    Men - misdirection run

Curl.   Women - hair ringlet    Men - pass pattern

Shotgun.   Women - weapon    Men - offensive formation

Go Deep.  Women - intimate instruction    Men - long pass

Tight End.   Women - desirable body feature    Men - desirable body feature
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