WHEN I WAS A KID

When I was a kid, my mom gave me some sage advise.  She said, "When you go into the bathroom to pee, you should aim at the bowl and not the water.  The water makes a loud noise that everyone outside the bathroom can hear."   I guess she cared.

Now I consider it a major accomplishment if the floor is dry when I'm done.   Boys will be boys.

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