GA-ALL-LEE!

... said Gomer.  Surprise!  Surprise!  Surprise!

This week, the most surprising thing I've heard:

According to UNESCO (United Nations Educational, Scientific, and Cultural Organization), there are about the same number of trees in the Great Smokey Mountain National Park as there are in all of Europe.

Holy Arbor Day, Batman.  Could that be?  Is there so little shade in Europe?  In case you were wondering, the area of Europe is greater than the USA.

Well!   Arbor Day is tomorrow.  SHAZAM!  Maybe we should send some trees to the 'old country.'

By the way, who do you think counted all those trees?   Maybe it was 'fake news.'
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