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RANDOM MUSINGS FROM THE TOP OF THE HILL

11/14/2017

NEWS

Harpursville, NY   Worst news of the day:  April may be pregnant again.  YIKES!  I don't think I can make it through another 24/7 vigil with her going six months past her due date...well, it seemed that long.  Give me a break.

Cincinnati, OH   Speaking of bad news, the Cincinnati Bengals announced yesterday that they would complete this season and play all seven remaining scheduled games.  Originally, there was some confusion in the front office between the words complete and compete.  

Washington, DC   It is reported that an article complimentary to the President of the United States almost slipped through the cracks and went to print at the Washington Post but the integrity of the rag was saved by an alert low level editor.

Hollywood, CA   One more movie mogul and two actors were fingered as sexual predators last weekend and that's what they call a slow news day in Tinseltown.  The community is hoping for more fires to dominate the headlines.

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