INFORMATION

Information you just can't do without. 

1.)  If you consistently fart for six years and nine months (let that sink in), enough gas would be  produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.   I didn't make this up.   It strikes me that this could be a great business opportunity (see #2)

2.)  If you're still interested, the top six foods that create gas are:  beans, corn, bell peppers, cauliflower, cabbage and milk.  Who wouldn't be interested in this? 

3.)  The nicest technical/medical term for the gas is flatus.  Hence, comes flatulence - the act of passing flatus.   My mother favored "passing wind" - it sounded so much more sanitary.

4.)  "Dutch Oven"   This is a trick one plays on a partner in bed.  Pull the covers/blankets over the head of your partner just prior to being flatulent.  WARNING:  It has been reported that actor Ernest Borgnine's 32-day marriage to Ethel Merman ended when he pulled this trick on his new spouse. 

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