White bread - bad. White rice - bad. White sugar - bad. White flour in anything - bad. White cheese - bad. White potato - bad. White milk - bad. White salad dressing - bad. White mice - bad.
Okay, these things wont kill you immediately or maybe ever but they do bring with them things that aren't very good for you. At least, keep them to a minimum - and, if you have a choice, choose a color - not white.
Every medical ad on TV these days must have a long list of warnings and clarifications. Not to be outdone, here are mine.
- multi-colored fruit loops are not better than oatmeal
- fresh white meat is not bad - processed is bad
- vanilla ice cream or cake covered in chocolate syrup or icing is still white
- beer is not white but the foam is - be careful not to drink the foam
- white wine is not white - go for it
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