THIS N THAT

Per the Wall Street Journal, about 85% of trades on the U.S. stock exchanges are made these days by robots.   I assume the algorithms programmed into the robots making the trades were developed by humans.


I hear there are two places in the country that you can't buy landslide insurance:  LA and Cincinnati.


There is something way out in space that the astronomers call the "Great Attractor" and they don't know what it really is.  Lots of things are moving or bending toward it - whatever it is.


In the age of "fake news" it is difficult to find anyone or anything that doesn't ever lie or lead you astray.  That said, my entry is 'yoga pants' - they don't lie.


Artificial vanilla flavoring is made from the anal secretions of beavers. Well, kiss my ...