THIS N THAT

Samuel Clemens, who wrote under the pen name of Mark Twain, registered seven (7) patents with the U.S. Department of  Commerce for . . . suspenders.  With the loss of my ass, I'm moving closer to being a "suspender person."  Actually, I'm waiting for them to become a fad with young skinny guys.

The University of Cincinnati football team has a player who you may hear about in the coming years.  Lorenz Metz is a redshirt freshman and is known by his teammates as the German Giant.  He stands 6'9" tall and weighs 322 lbs.  He hasn't filled out yet.  Lorenz played only soccer and ping pong growing up in Germany.  He's trying to learn to play offensive tackle right now.  

Have you heard of the dimensions of Noahs Ark given in the Bible in cubits?  This dimesion was also used by Ancient Egyptian constructors.  A cubit is the distance from your elbow to the tip of your middle finger; about 18" in adult males.

Watching children hunt for Easter eggs somehow reminded me of my golf game.

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