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 We've become used to hearing politicians talk about trillion dollar deficits and trillion dollar relief and trillion dollar this n that.  Not for me, of course, but those a few years younger need to start working on the quadrillion mess.  That's the next big level.  I happen to know that one quadrillion in the U.S. is 1,000,000,000,000,000.  (15 zeros)  I've learned that a quadrillion in the United Kingdom is or was 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. (24 zeros) Somebody is confused.  Get this fixed.

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Two coats is more than twice as good!

If you want to get the last drop of wine out of your bottle, after you have poured the "last" glass, lay it on it's side for a minute - then, without changing orientation of the bottle, lift and pour more into your glass.

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There is a city in the south of England named Scratchy Bottom.  Its not far from the hamlet of Shitterton.  On the far end of these British Isles, on a small island which is part of Scotland, you can find the community called Twatt.

You young people know that you can be anything you want to be.  My suggestion - - be kind.

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