BUGS

 You know what's bugging me?  It's not bugs.  Where have all the bugs gone?  I swear, there are almost no bugs left in West Chester.  Flies - almost none!  Mosquitoes - almost none!  Lightning bugs -almost none! 

What is causing this?  Global warming?  More effective insecticides?  Extreme cleanliness?  Too many birds and bats?  

Don't get me wrong; I think we need bugs.  They do have a purpose.  Don't ask me to explain it all.  And, sure, I hate flies in my soup and mosquito bites.  

So, my suggestion is - don't invest in a flyswatter company or a  mosquito zapper maker.  They may not be long for this economy.