QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

What happens when . . . 

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your scalp.

They crawl in your ear and out your eye.

That's what happens after you die.

Your stomach turns to slimy green and puss comes out like thick whipped cream.

You could spread it on a piece of bread.

That's what happens after your dead.

You lose your hair, you lose your skin, bugs galore will feed on your core

They eat your eyes and eat your nose

That's what happens when you decompose.

Green grass grows between your toes and ants make homes inside your nose.

It's cold and dark and damp no wonder . . . 'cause

That's what happens when your 6 feet under.

This is my take on a World War I era song called the Hearse Song.