AGEING

 I've been trying to say funny things about ageing once a week for the last several weeks.  Not every wisecrack is funny, I'll admit.  But, undetered, I wallow on.  

What is it that any man would be pleasantly surprised to receive for his 80th birthday?  A paternity suit.  

George Burns was quoted as saying, "You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and you wonder what else you might do while you're down there." 

For me, my aim is to die young, as late as possible.  

Happy May Day!