THE UNSPEAKABLE

Today I'm going to write about the unspeakable.  No matter how many conversations I've had in my lifetime, this was never the subject.  The Unspeakable...nose-picking.

Why is it so seldom discussed?  Let's face it . . . EVERYONE does it.  Some of those little buggers just wont come out any other way.

I knew a professional truck driver years ago.  His wife told me that every truck driver, while up in his lofty semi, is either picking his nose or playing with his shifter.

The Pope, the President, the Queen Mum and Kate Upton all let their fingers do the work when necessary.  Why can't we talk about it?  Why can't we discuss methods, techniques and disposal?  Shouldn't they have public service announcements on TV about this subject?  Why doesn't some bright young inventor and entrepreneur come up with a device to make this little slice of life easier?

I hope this gets the national conversation going.  Never be afraid to speak of the unspeakable.

o.o